I'll have you know my knees have an impeccable track record when it comes to the collection of reliable information! My third lowest rib on the left side, however, is completely untrustworthy and also quite likely a spy working for the Nigerian government. I'm constantly thinking about getting him removed, but he makes such a wonderful Eggs Benedict that I just can't bring myself to go through with it. But I digress, those accursed beans have surely corrupted the entirety of our native Pineapple population. I bemoan the loss of such a respectable group of fruity gentlemen.