WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning! Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the More-government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died. Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on a Monday night at 12:00 a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you and watching you bleed to death. Now send this to ten other pictures on this one site, and she will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake. apparently, if you copy and paste this to ten comments in the next ten minutes you will have the best day of your life tomorrow.You will either get kissed or asked out, if you break this chain u will see a little dead girl in you
Once upon a time there was a Deviant who spammed somebody's page. Unfortunately that Deviant didn't have a secure enough IP address the protect itself from the wiles of a very vile and irrational hacker. He tracked the IP address to the home of said Deviant. Upon the discovery of the home's address this hacker decided to pay an impromptu visit. The hacker brought along a scalpel and the pear of agony. He used the scalpel to gouge out the Deviant's eyes; as for the the pear... The rest they say, is history.
No offense to vegetarians, but I wonder how healthy they actually are. I get horrible headaches if I don't get protein, so it seems that eating only non-meat products would be horrible for me, atleast.